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Football

Dartmouth Football- 1991

The old men of Dartmouth football circa 1991 had a reunion this weekend. I’d been trying to come up with some kind of original take on it, but, frankly, I’m drawing a blank.

The obvious stuff is that it was great to see everyone. I was but a sophomore on the team so I was surprised that I was remembered so well by everyone. I was actually a little embarrassed that I whiffed on some names- but I remembered all the faces. They hadn’t actually changed much in the nearly 20 years since we last gathered at our alma mater.

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Family

Stupid

Rare form for the lass this morning. She couldn’t get her coat on, so when she climbed into the car she was screaming at the top of her lungs about the “stupid coat.” She started slamming it against her brother, who curled up on his side to defend himself from the hurricane on the other side of the car. I yelled at her to knock it off and she yelled right back that she wasn’t doing anything.

Happy Monday!

She couldn’t get her coat on because whoever had previously worn the item last (ahem), had turned the sleeves inside out in the process of taking it off. After pointing that fact out, she fixed it and then resumed operation “Put On My Coat.” Which again ended in failure and her screaming about the stupid coat. I glanced over my shoulder: she had both arms in the sleeves this time, but couldn’t pull the coat down behind her because of the seatbelt she was wearing. When I point out, she pulled the coat off again and with a outsized “harumph” crumpled it into a ball in her lap.

I’m glad the school gets her for the rest of the morning.

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Misc

A Break from the Weekend

You know the weekend has been busy when you’re looking forward to Monday.

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Football

But This Time He Really Means It

Stop me if you’ve heard this before… Brett Favre is playing his last season.

Unless someone dangles several million in front of his nose and promises that all this team needs is his services to get to the Super Bowl. Or he, you know, just changes his mind.

Again.

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Family

That’s My Boy

The Wife is returning from a business trip today and while waiting at the airport decided to call to say a quick hello. I put the boy on the phone with her and he uttered the following answer to what had to be the question “What are you doing?”:

He said “Talking to you.”

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Football

A Ridiculous Idea

My previous post about Cam Newton started the wheels turning a bit. I wonder if there isn’t a market for a football league for high schoolers that are only interested in football?

The idea is based on the assumption that no high schooler can jump directly to the pros. Depending on position, they need at least another year of maturity and experience playing against players of equal talent. Right now, college football has a monopoly on these players. The competitive nature of the business leads to a lot of shady dealing.

So really, what’s needed, is a league that caters to grooming high school standouts for a potential life as a professional. For starters, the league would pay the player a modest salary, perhaps based on years in the league and with some performance bonuses. The league would teach players what to expect as a professional and how to deal with sports agents. I think some money management classes might also be useful. The league would allow any player to enroll in the draft at any time, but should probably provide guidance on a per-player basis. For instance, a first-year standout might be tempted to jump and could ask about the pros and cons of his choice.

I don’t think the league should be a place where professional veterans should land, unless as a coach or something. Remember, we’re talking about catering to young players who need more time to mature into a potential professional.

One thing this league avoids is direct competition with the NFL. By setting it up as a stop-off point for young players, it’s basically a feeder league. Another benefit is it drains the NCAA of the players who are there only to play football. Now that they have a place to go, theoretically we don’t have any more cheating scandals and pay-to-play scandals.

No idea as to financial viability. Although with the amount of money the NCAA makes off these kids now, I’ve got to believe that something is there. Speaking of the NCAA, I’m sure they’d be none to pleased with the formation of such a league and would bring everything they had to bear and make it fail.

Anyway, that the rough idea. Any takers?

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Football

The End of College Football

I’ve just been catching up a bit on the whole Cam Newton affair. In a nutshell, his services were perceived to be of such value that he and his father decided to sell them to the highest collegiate bidder. Auburn won, and has been winning ever since.

Having watched this sort of stuff for years now, I’ve finally come to the conclusion that the world would be a better place without “college” football. I think universities and colleges should disband the teams. I think that either the NFL should create a farm-system, or another league should form that caters to high schoolers.

I’m tired of the hypocrisy of college football. Sending kids to “school” to get an education because they play a sport well is a fantasy. These kids aren’t there to get an education. They are there to learn how to play football and stake their future on the chance that they’ll be a pro in a few years. If I give the NCAA the benefit of the doubt- then they have basically proven themselves incompetent stewards of college football. Completely incapable of reigning this sort of behavior in. If I don’t give them the benefit of the doubt then they are complicit and benefiting to the tune of millions of dollars off these kids. Either way, the NCAA doesn’t cover themselves in glory.

Let’s just drop the charade altogether. I don’t think a high schooler can possibly play pro-football. But they can go to a farm league where an organization teaches them how to play and prepares them for that life. Perhaps they can even draw a nominal salary of some sort in addition to other perks like meals and training facilities and the like. At the least, we won’t have to insult our intelligence that they are there for anything else.

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Family

Nice Moments in Parenting

“I CAN’T DO IT!” she screamed at me.

I didn’t respond to this outburst. Just like I didn’t respond to any of the previous ones. The lass was sitting at the breakfast bar waiting for her grilled cheese sandwich and in the interim, had asked for orange juice to drink.

The bottle of orange juice was a half-gallon sized bottle. One of those fluted plastic ones. It was about two-thirds full. I figured she was more than capable of pouring the drink herself. I had given her a glass cup, with a heavy bottom figuring she’d need to rest the bottle on the lip of the glass in order to pour it. I can’t say I anticipated the hysterics though.

The life of a parent.

“Dad, I can’t pour this. I’LL SPILL IT!”

Ahhhh, here was the crux of the matter. Fear of consequences. It must be terrible to have the “Towel of Damocles” hanging around.

She was very near tears at this point. So I looked her in the eye and calmly said “You can pour it yourself.”

“No I can’t.” She was calmer now though.

“Yes, you can.” The ridiculousness of standing there and arguing with a child over her ability to pour a drink wasn’t lost on me. I actually considered going all Yoda on her: Do or do not- there is no try. I had to resist the urge to burst into laughter.

It was a tenuous situation all around.

Finally, she grabbed the bottle- one hand on the neck, the other supporting from the bottom. She tilted it down and rested the bottle on the glass and poured herself some OJ. She finished it up and then set the bottle down. No spillage.

Finished, she looked over at me and smiled from ear to ear but, remarkably for her, didn’t say anything.

Neither did I.

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Football

A Defense of Wade Phillips (sort of)

The Cowboys hit new lows last night and the rumor mill is in high gear, speculating on when Wade Phillips will get canned. The guys at PFT have been leading the charge for awhile now. The reasoning here is simple, and even Troy Aikman has weighed in along the same lines: Phillips doesn’t exercise enough discipline over the team to make sure they’re getting the effort required to win.

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Family

Monday Surprise

Well, the Winter season has unofficially arrived. No school for the lass and a 90 minute delay for the boy. Despite there being no snow on any of the roads around here. I just don’t get it.

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Admin

New Header Pic

The header picture comes from a photo by Michael Yon, a prominent internet based war reporter who has reported extensively on the Iraq War as well as the War in Afghanistan. He has kindly made the photo available for public use. I recommend checking out the original picture- it’s spectacular. The link is to his personal site, so you can check out his work in general as well.

Michael Yon will be releasing a book on the Iraq War shortly.

(Hattip: Instapundit)

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Misc

Really?

Has anyone seen the new commercials for the Windows 7 phones? The ones where people are standing around using their phones when they should be doing other things? (One guy drops his phone in a urinal and bends down to pick it up, prompting another guy to say “Really?”)

Does anyone really believe the premise of the commercial? The new phone from Microsoft is so super-fantastic that it will reduce the amount of time people spend on their phones.

Perhaps someone should remind Microsoft about their Kin phone- which people spent so much time on that Microsoft was forced to humiliatingly can it only weeks after launch. That’s what happens to phones that people don’t spend any time on.

The whole point of a smartphone is that people use it. If their new phone is as well thought out as that ad, then it will probably being joining the Kin in a few months.

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Family

Translators Needed

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I’m pretty sure there’s a runon in there…

Is this cute? or an early sign that he won’t be an editor?

Oh, the paper this came back on had a ‘star’ on it. Presumably, that means he did a good job.

The Wife and my (collaborated- it was too much for one mind) translation after the jump.

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Football

Not Quite Getting It

If these remarks from Polamalu are accurate, I’d say he just doesn’t get it. As a matter of fact, his comments could easily be spun to make him look like a dirty player. I’ve watched replays from the weekend that got all of this rolling and in all cases, I’d say the defensive player was headhunting. Further, as far as his teammate Harrison is concerned, I’d say that poor tackling technique was being used.

No one is telling defensive players not to hit. What’s pretty clearly being communicated is that defensive players shouldn’t be using their heads as a weapon and they shouldn’t be targeting opposing players heads as the contact point. The NFL certainly bears some blame here because they were pretty lax about enforcing calls like “spearing” in the first place.

But that doesn’t mean they are trying to turn the game into soccer. Polamalu isn’t doing himself any favors and, as I stated about his teammate Harrison, if he’s as good as he and all his fans say he is, he should be able to adjust pretty easily to not leading with his helmet when making contact. Heck, he can even look to a play that Harrison was penalized on this past weekend as an example. The call was for a late hit, not because he hit Drew Brees too hard or because he led with his helmet.

Frankly, I think he needs to quit whining and just play the game.

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Family

Mental Health Watch

This morning while putting away the dishes I made an observation to the Wife that some of the cups seem to disappear for a time, making the cabinet easy to restock, and then suddenly reappear making the cabinet overflow with cups. For her part, she basically responded “That’s nice” and then went upstairs back to work.

I was initially upset that she didn’t acknowledge obscurity of my observation- that I could be so perceptive to have noticed such a thing. It then hit me- I’m making meta-observations about dish usage patterns; followed quickly by “Sane people don’t do that.”

I blame the kids.

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Family

Turning Halloween on its Head

While Halloween is great fun for everyone, the obvious downside is the loads of candy sitting up on a shelf somewhere. It becomes obvious quickly that the kids aren’t going to just forget about the sugary stash. But, as it turns out, there’s a way to use the candy to a good end.

I realized this yesterday when the boy did a number of … unusual things. First, he folded up some clothes at his Scout meeting. Unprompted no less. Also, he did something very mature- he tried to make a friend of his feel better about the project they worked on at their meeting. When we got into the car, I asked him what was up with all of that? He said, through a big grin “I’m trying to earn some candy.”

After we got home, he had one more surprise for us. He went upstairs and brought down their (this kids’) laundry. The Wife and I were both shocked.

So, today, he got what he wanted. We’ll have to see what kind of legs this routine has.

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Politics

Election Results

Easily the most disappointing news is that Lisa Murkowski is still a Senator. Was Miller really that bad? A somewhat distant second is that Harry Reid is still a Senator as well. C’est la vie.

I’m not thrilled with Blumenthal here in Connecticut. I could barely watch his victory speech last night- I thought McMahon was better in her concession speech frankly. He’s going to “protect us from pharmaceutical companies and big tobacco.”

Yeah, who’s going to protect us from him?

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Misc

Go Vote

Make sure you go vote today, even if it’s to write-in the starting rotation or your kid’s T-ball team which, incidentally, would probably be a better slate of choices than the current crop of pretenders.

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Family

Halloween Wrapup

All things considered, this year’s Halloween was a lot of fun.

It started out Saturday night with the Haunted Woods. It was supposed to be a haunted hayride sort of thing. It turned out to be half-hayride and half-hike, but that’s OK. Both kids got there and were pretty arrogant about the lack of “scariness” and how they weren’t really scared. By the time it was all done, both kids were pretty quiet. No tears or screams, but I think it was a little more than their bravado allowed for. The fact that the lass didn’t utter a peep for the better part of an hour spoke volumes.

Last night we got together with friends for trick-or-treating. By the time it was all said and done, we had about 20 kids getting towed around town on a tractor-pulled haywagon. They’d get carted to a spot and then they’d dash from one door to the next scoring candy. It started while it was still light out and ended in the dark. It got cold too, but I don’t think anyone really cared all that much. Except for the lass, who wrestled with her Rapunzel dress trying to keep up with the other kids. By the end, she’d had enough of getting up and down from the wagon. The boy was at the front of the pack with his buddies most of the night.

When we finally got home, they slept like babies. So did the Wife and I.

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Football

Football

Took in quite a bit of it this weekend, both college and pro. I’ll start with college.

First, Penn St actually looked like a decent squad against Michigan. Michigan obviously has a good QB there, but I think they’re head coach is in over his head. He’s used to outscoring over-matched opponents. When coaching at Michigan, he’s not going to over-match anyone. That means he needs to field a defense and he clearly can’t. My guess is Michigan fans are longing for the “miserable” days of Lloyd Carr.

Oregon has a heckuva offense. I watched them against USC and they were really something. I picked it up at 32-29 USC ahead early in the 3rd. Oregon scored on their next 3 drives, pretty much exhausting USC with that “blur” offense. I’m not convinced it’s the offense itself so much as they’ve got a lot of good players at all of the skill positions, and a solid offensive line. My guess is that personnel makes any offensive system look good. I don’t know if they are the best team in the country, but as of now I’d love to see them go up against Auburn, or whoever is the best in the SEC.

Switching to the pro’s, Pittsburgh impressed me last night. Frankly, I thought they were more hype than not prior to last night’s game. But they really do have a good defense. When Roethlisberger gets his game legs back, they’re going to be even tougher to beat. As for New Orleans, I was really impressed with their defense. Anyone counting them out in the NFC is making a mistake.

I know the Cowboys have finally descended to “outright embarrassment” but the Vikings have got to be nipping at their heels for that honor. Remember, they went out and basically begged Favre to come back. You can bet that won’t happen again. In fact, my guess Favre is pretty much playing himself into permanent retirement this year. No team is going to go after him this offseason.

While on the subject, these are 2 teams loaded with talent. Normally, teams like that are good for .500 records and everyone commenting on why they’re merely under-performing. The ‘Boy’s and Vikings have 3 wins between them- and one of those was a game between each other! I can’t recall 2 teams with as much talent as they’ve got being this bad. Ever.

I still think the Jets are the team to beat, but now I’d say Pittsburgh is up there. New Orleans is probably a top ten team now, but they’re the only NFC team I’d put in that class. The AFC is still holding all the aces. With the halfway point of the season approaching, the wheat will start to separate from the chaff now.