I had my first opportunity to eat one yesterday. I’ll save you the trouble- DO NOT EAT THEM. They are awful. Horrible. Beyond words. Really- I’m speechless.
Instead, you should immediately contact me via the comment section of this post. I will then provide mailing instructions for you to send them to ME. I can then dispose of them properly, as I have had extensive training in this sort of thing.
I repeat- DO NOT EAT REESES DARK CHOCOLATE PEANUT BUTTER CUPS. Contact me so that I can dispose of them properly.
That is all.