Today was Grandparent’s Day at the kids’ school. The Wife’s parents had gone the past couple of years, but this year my folks came up and went with the kids to school. Naturally, the kids were excited.
The boy had done some prep work for their arrival in class. The teacher had them fill out a sheet and then they had to write an essay using the answers from the questions. Following are the boy’s questions and answers, and the essay. I’ve preserved spelling and punctuation as much as possible.
Q: What is your grandparent’s name?
A: Grampa
Q: What does he or she do for fun?
A: read news paper
Q: What does you grandparent like to eat?
A: pankakes?
Q: What is your favorite thing to do with your grandparent?
A: go in pool.
Q: What are three words that describe your grandparent?
A: funny, fun, sleepy?
Q: What makes your grandparent the best?
A: That he is funny.
Now the essay:
My grampa is the best because is funny and fun. He is [redacted] years old. My favorit thing to do with him is go in the pool. He likes to read news papers. He likes to do puzzles. He likes to eat pankackes. He lives in pennsylvania. It takes 4:00 hours to get there. They had a lot of pets but a lot of them died. About 10 or more. But they have 6 pets. But they did not get them at the same time.
2 replies on “Grandparent’s Day”
Who is this kid?
I thought he nailed you pretty good…