Yesterday, while taking the boy and some of his friends to a birthday party they were talking about the gifts they (AHEM!) had gotten for the birthday boy. I’d never heard of one of the toys before (the name eludes me now) so I asked them what it was. After a couple of brief descriptions from his friends, the boy chimed in:
“I don’t really know what it is, but I think I’ve seen it before.”
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…
Today at dinner, the lass abruptly gets up from the table, walks out of the dining room and goes in the opposite direction from the bathroom. We were all a bit startled by the abruptness of her departure, but we made no comments.
As she returned to the dining room, the lass declared:
“You don’t have to tell anybody if you’re just getting up to blow your nose.”
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm…