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Ugh

After the boy’s hockey game last night, we went out to dinner. I had fried clam strips and, for the first time in as long as I can remember, ate the fries that were served with it. Not that I don’t like fries, but changing to a low carb diet does have its consequences. In fact, I also picked at the boy’s fries as well.

I wasn’t doing so great when I we got home either. I wasn’t feeling sick, but I wasn’t feeling well either- and it didn’t have anything to do with the Cowboys latest monumental late-game collapse. After the kids went to bed, the Wife and I gabbed for a bit and then she went upstairs. Trying to get comfortable, I laid down on the couch and just kind of allowed my eyes to close…

When I next opened them, it was midnight. The fire was almost out and I was “fogged” up from the sleep I’d just had. Working on autopilot, I took the dogs out, coaxed the fire back to life, laid back down on the couch and…

… woke up at 6 to the cat mewling to go out. Miserable creature.

Now that I’ve had a cup o’ Joe and some breakfast, I’m feeling a bit more normal. All I can imagine is that shoveling the driveway caught up with me last night. The snow wasn’t particularly deep- the storm had changed over to rain at some point and appears to have packed down what was there. It took me an hour or so to clear the driveway by hand. Our snowblower doesn’t do too well with this kind of snow. The chute tends to get clogged and I end up spending more time coaxing it through the effort than actually plowing.

The funny thing is I took a nap after I finished the driveway so I kind of figured I was all set. I was outside a bit more though and spent a couple hours at a cold ice rink so perhaps it was the combination of it all that caught me. The cold here has been more January-like than December and any extended time out there tends to seep deep into the bones.

We got more of it for today too. It’s not supposed to get out of the 20’s until Wednesday I believe. No shoveling planned as of right now, so I’m not expecting any unplanned naps either.

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Parent Teacher Conferences

The boy got very good marks today on his report card. Really, he couldn’t have done much better. The teacher had lots of good things to say about him as well.

I was curious a bit about the math curriculum, so I asked about that. The goal appears to be to give the kids a “more intuitive feel” for numbers and what they mean and they don’t want to just teach them “procedure.” I find that odd, because to my way of thinking math is procedure. For instance, I’ve been working with the boy on multi-digit multiplication and long-division. To perform those operations, there is a pretty simple procedure to follow to solve those problems. I don’t quite see how there’s a “feel” or “intuition” involved in solving them. If there is such a thing, I think it only comes from the experience of doing a lot of them.

As for the lass, she’s doing just fine. Her reading was the main concern and happily, she’s improved dramatically from where she was. She’s not the bookworm her brother is, but then he’s in 4th grade and she’s in 2nd. The boy’s proclivity for reading did not develop until the 2nd half of his 3rd grade year. Even so, there is no guarantee that she’ll be like her brother in that regard. We’ll keep working with her.

Aside from the reading, the teacher couldn’t sing her praised enough. She’s “a joy” to have in class and “gets along with everyone.” She’s always attentive and he never has to look at her funny or anything. I believe the phrase “model student” came up more than once and at one point the teacher even said that he’d hope that his son’s behaved the same way she does in class.

It was all a bit too much, actually. That much effusive praise is too much in some ways. Besides, I know what she’s like at home. That kid is a lot different from the one her teacher described.

So there will be no coal in their stockings due to poor reports from school.

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Slow Day

Today started with an early trip to a Scout camp to pick up popcorn. Aside from the ginger bread house, that was about as exciting as it got.

Not that there wasn’t any tension along the way. The kids were at each other’s throats this morning. Right up until the boy left for a pre-test to enter into the Spring testing cycle for his Junior Black Belt at the dojang. He was gone for the better part of 3 hours for the testing.

During that time, the lass and I sorted all the popcorn and waited for people to come and pick it up. That was my main thing for today and it made it awkward to try and do anything else meaningful, since I’d likely have to stop to take care of pickups. The lass and I had lunch together and we played that “box” game where players take turns drawing lines on a grid with the goal to be the one to form the most boxes. I think the lass was trying to be sneaky, drawing lines a bit lightly when she knew they could cost her. She wasn’t exactly cheating but she was pushing it.

As for the gingerbread house, that’s been a Christmas tradition ever since the kids were old enough to put frosting on candy and stick it to things. The Wife took care of baking the pieces to the house and then she and I assembled the house. Tomorrow, the kids will take care of decorating it and giving the house a yard.

Tomorrow is supposed to be a marathon day of hockey. Not for the lass, since she’s still on the Physically Unable to Play List. The boy has some kind of tryout to participate in, that’s why it’s to be a long session.

Already thinking about tomorrow. Like I said, it was a quiet day.

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Sweating…

Ugh. My understanding is November was way to the cooler side of the scale, with temperatures almost 2 degrees below normal. My woodpile can attest to that.

As the saying goes, though, “Past performance does not necessarily indicate future performance.” Right now, it’s 50 degrees out there tonight and I’m seriously considering letting our fire die out for the night. By the looks of things, it’ll cool down a smidge tomorrow into the mid 40’s and stay there. The house isn’t like to cool off much with those kinds of temps.

The cool is supposed to return this weekend along with some kind of messy storm. Joy. The messy storm part anyway. I don’t mind the cool.

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Time Lapse Video of ISON

This came across my Twitter feed and I thought it was pretty cool:

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Hockey Season Again

The hockey schedule this year has a “good news and bad news” dynamic to it. The good news is we don’t have to be up at the crack of dawn to make sure the kids are at the rink for practice. The bad news is that our weekend days are going to be messed up severely for the next few months because the practices are later in the morning. In fact, we didn’t get back from the boy’s practice until almost 2 o’clock both yesterday and today. Tough to schedule things to be done around that.

One of the fun things about the practices is the social aspect. Not for the kids, rather for the parents. It would seem nothing brings a community together more than trucking their kids to a hockey rink on cold Fall and Winter mornings. We buy each other coffee and donuts and share stories of frustration, amusement and everything else involving the kids and other aspects of our lives.

When the kids aren’t on the ice, they’re running around with their pals. In some ways, it’s like a giant day care center for a couple of hours with the coaches playing the part of the staff.

That comparison doesn’t do the coaches justice, though. It’s an all-volunteer staff that gives up a large part of their weekends to teach the kids how to play hockey. Many of them clearly love being out there. It’s hard not to appreciate their generosity considering the amount of effort they give.

It’s just the first weekend though and, by comparison to what I know is coming, it was a mild one. Some of the ice was melting yesterday and, even though it was much cooler today, it really wasn’t too bad out there. Plus, the kids are still enthusiastic about it. The mornings are coming where they’ll “hate hockey” and don’t want to play. Heck, there will be days coming where I won’t really want to take them.

So it goes with hockey season.

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Twitget Improvement Addendum

Awhile back, I posted a modification to the Twitget Twitter widget I’m now using to display my tweets over there on the side bar. I’ve now made some further improvements since my original changes made an erroneous assumption about processing the tweet information.

First, hashtag links were losing the leading space when being displayed in the sidebar. The fix here was trivial, as it simply requires adding a space to the to preg_replace function calls in the process_links function that deal with generating the hashtag links.

The second fix is slightly more significant. Basically, if there are no URL entities in the tweet metadata, then the code needs to find link text within the tweet and turn it into a link. Here’s the new batch of code:

function process_links($text, $new, $urls) {
        if($new) {
                $linkmarkup = '<a rel="nofollow" target="_blank" href="';
                $text = preg_replace('/@(\w+)/', '<a href="http://twitter.com/$1" target="_blank">@$1</a>', $text);
                $text = preg_replace('/\s#(\w+)/', ' <a href="http://twitter.com/search?q=%23$1&src=hash" target="_blank">#$1</a>', $text);
        }
        else {
                $linkmarkup = '<a rel="nofollow" href="';
                $text = preg_replace('/@(\w+)/', '<a href="http://twitter.com/$1">@$1</a>', $text);
                $text = preg_replace('/\s#(\w+)/', ' <a href="http://twitter.com/search?q=%23$1&src=hash">#$1</a>', $text);
        }

        if (!empty($urls))
                foreach($urls as $url) {  
                        $find = $url['url'];
                        $replace = $linkmarkup.$find.'">'.$url['expanded_url'].'</a>';
                        $text = str_replace($find, $replace, $text);
                }
        else {
            if ($new) {
                $text = preg_replace('@(https?://([-\w\.]+)+(d+)?(/([\w/_\.]*(\?\S+)?)?)?)@', '<a href="$1" target="_blank">$1</a>',  $text);
            }
            else {
                $text = preg_replace('@(https?://([-\w\.]+)+(d+)?(/([\w/_\.]*(\?\S+)?)?)?)@', '<a href="$1">$1</a>',  $text);
            }
        }

        return $text;
}

The framework here is pretty much identical as before. The main addition is the else clause in the if(!empty($urls)). The code after that is actually the previous link code- regexes like that are too persnickety to reinvent.

So this will suffice until the next problems surfaces.

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An Impromptu Archery Equipment Lesson

The limbs for my riser arrived yesterday and I’ll admit to being excited about the prospect. For one, having the limbs would officially make the bow mine, instead of half borrowed. I’d been using my neighbor’s limbs in the interim. Also, these limbs are longer and more appropriate for someone with my draw length and finally, they’re a tad bit heavier in draw weight.

So after about a half-hour of setup time, I marched outside and took my first shot and exclaimed “OUCH!!” Didn’t see that coming. At least the shot hit the target with a satisfying THOCK.

On the release, the string had smacked me on the bony part of my wrist just below the thumb. Right where my arm guard wasn’t covering because I’d never been struck that far low on my wrist before by the string. In fact, since I’d started shooting more regularly, I hadn’t been striking my arm much at all anymore. To do so on the first shot with the new limbs was disappointing.

I fired a second shot. I figured it was a one-off. Alas, no. My new bow gave me the exact same treatment as on the previous shot. In fact, that would be the treatment I’d get on every shot I took with it. I ultimately slid the wrist guard down to over that spot. The pain stopped, but I could still feel the impact.

The short of it, literally, was that my brace height was way to low.

What happened was when we strung up the bow, the neighbor wasn’t sure how many twists it would take to measurably shorten the string. So we started with 10 turns, with little change. Then we went to 20 turns, again with little change. Finally, we stopped at 30 turns because that just seemed like way too many turns. Still, the brace height was only about 7 1/4 inches. He told me that for the longer limbs, I should really be closer to 9. It seemed like it would be impossible to shorten the string almost 2 inches when after 30 turns, we’d barely shortened it a quarter inch.

So after shooting today and continuing to hit my wrist, I basically became desperate. I’d tried various different grips and positions to keep from getting hit and none of them worked. I realized that if I had to tolerate getting hit like that on every shot, I’d drop this new hobby as quickly as I’d picked it up. The bow was almost unshootable.

I took a close look at the setup. When I gripped the bow, the string rested just a few inches above the wrist-hand joint. I also noticed that when nocking an arrow, the fletchings were almost touching the riser. As compared to the previous setup with the neighbor’s medium length limbs, both of those were different- the string rested in the middle of my forearm and the fletchings came no where near the riser when nocked. So I decided to go back to the brace height and resolved myself to twisting that string right up to the point of knotting if I had to.

Before doing so, I did a little investigating and determined that the 9 inch measurement for brace height for a recurve with long limbs was a starting point. It could be decreased or increased around that for tuning purposes. I wasn’t interested in tuning, since I don’t have enough consistency to know the difference anyway. All I wanted was to make sure I was getting it to a reasonable point and hopefully stop the string from striking my arm.

So I unstrung the bow and started twisting. I counted my additional twists at first, but then stopped counting after realizing what mattered was the measurement, not the number of turns. I was able to significantly shorten the string with the twisting without any sign of knotting in the string. The first time I restrung the bow, I could immediately see I’d made a significant change. My measurement confirmed it: I’d increases the brace height to 8 1/2 inches.

Encouraged, I opted to keep going. From this point, I counted 10 turns and immediately noticed I had a hard time getting the string back on to the bow. Once I did and then restrung it, I was astonished to see that the brace height had increased a half-inch! I was now at 9 inches. So this is why I couldn’t find any information about the number of turns earlier- because it’s non-linear. There is an inflection point beyond which individual twists can significantly alter the length of the string, but prior to that point the change is minimal.

After getting a chance to shoot, I was much relieved. I was no longer striking my wrist. In fact, I don’t think I was hitting my forearm at all. The bow seemed significantly quieter as well, with little of the loud THRUM I’d been hearing and had simply assumed was what to expect. Interestingly, the brace height had shortened up to about 8 3/4 inches after shooting, which I wasn’t entirely surprised at. The string is under pretty significant tension after all.

Most importantly, though, it’s shootable.

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Watching The Hobbit

With the boy having finished The Hobbit, he’s been after us to let him watch the movie. The only catch is the Wife and I haven’t pre-screened it yet. We’re doing so now.

I’ve been wondering how the heck they were going to turn a relatively short story into 3 movies. I just didn’t believe the source material was sufficient. I figured maybe the whole story was worth a good 3 hour-epic type format.

We’re about halfway through now and the basic tact has been to extend certain scenes, like the dwarves arrival, for comic relief. They also seem to have added filler material here and there.

Overall, it’s been good and, I think, at it’s best when working straight from the source material. Luckily for the boy, nothing to object to so far.

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Archery Release Thoughts

I continue to keep up with archery practice. The more I do it, the more I enjoy it. I’m beginning to gain the semblance of a repeatable technique, and my shooting reflects that. One aspect I’m trying to figure out is the release.

Here’s a great video of Olympian Jake Kaminski practicing:

I’ve been watching his release, and technique in general, across a number of videos on the web and it’s very consistent through all those videos.

I’m wondering how his release hand ends up almost behind his head.

From what I’ve been able to research, the gist of the release is to increase back tension while relaxing the fingers in the string hand. At some point, the string will “pop” through the fingers and go. Now, in order to make sure the arrow flies straight, it stands to reason the only direction an archer should be pulling the string is straight back. But if the archer pulls straight back, I don’t see how a relaxed release hand can end up behind the head like his does.

There are a few possibilities to explain this. One is that Jake Kaminski has muscle memory for that follow through which he simply taught himself because he was told “that’s how a release should look.” But this kind of implies that he’s doing something wrong and I’m not about, after less than a month of toying with it, to say an Olympian is doing something wrong. While it’s not outside the realm of possibility, I won’t start there.

The other, more likely, scenario is that there are other technical factors at play that cause the hand to end up there after releasing. Certainly, the initial motion of his hand appears to be straight back as expected. After that, his hand seems to kind of drift back there. Considering that the string is well away at that point, perhaps it doesn’t matter where his hand finally comes to rest and it’s just those initial few moments immediately after the string is released that count.

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First Fire

I got our first fire of the new Fall season going tonight. Mainly, it’s to keep the house from getting too chilled overnight. With temps expected to dip into the high 30’s, I figured why not. I recall that last year our first fire was in September as well. Prior to that, typical first fires were in October.

No idea what the cooler-than-average weather portends for the rest of the year and yes, I’ve heard about the Farmer’s Alamanac forecast. I’ve been around long enough to just say, I’ll believe it when I experience it.

In the meantime, I’ll enjoy the flames here.

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Yesterday in History

Some random trivia about September 7th:

  • In 1813, the US Federal government officially accepted the nickname Uncle Sam. It came about because of the US Army, whom started referring to the meat a meat packer supplied them with as “Uncle Sam’s”. A newspaper picked up on it and the rest, as they say, is history.

  • David Packard, who would go on to create Hewlett-Packard, was born in 1912.

  • The Raggedy Ann doll was patented in 1915 by John Gruelle.

  • In 1930, the comic Blondie made it’s first appearance.

  • What would become he Hoover Dam began operation in 1936 as the Boulder Dam.

  • The Bell X-2 sets the manned aircraft altitude record at over 126,000 feet.

  • In 1963, the Pro Football Hall of Fame in Canton Ohio was dedicated.

  • Rod Laver completed his 2nd Grand Slam in 1969, winning the US Open.

So there you go. A bunch of random facts about a random day of the year.

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Ending the Summer with a Flourish

The first day of school is next Tuesday. Why it starts on Tuesday instead of Monday I have no idea. Considering that weather has extended the past several school year significantly due to days cancelled, I’d think they’d try to front load the year a bit more. But I’m not in charge. So school starts on Tuesday.

They also get Friday off as well.

With school vacation fast coming to its end, the kids are getting every opportunity to continue enjoying it. The weather has been absolutely fantastic for awhile now. How fantastic? If summer weather were typically like this, I might actually not cringe at the thought of Summer’s arrival. Warm days with highs around 80, cool nights with temps in the low 50’s and even the 40’s sometimes. Little to no humidity, which is the typical hallmark of New England summers. The past several weeks have been this way.

So they spent today in the pool for the afternoon. They’ve thoroughly enjoyed the addition of the pool this year. I have as well. It’s been very refreshing a number of times after finishing outdoor chores.

Tonight, the boy is sleeping over at a friend’s for a birthday party. It isn’t the normal sort of sleepover either. They’ve setup tents for sleeping outdoors tonight and they also setup their own “drive-in” movie. They took bedsheets and erected a big screen and are using a projector so the boys can watch. There’s a campfire as well as cake. A pretty good setup.

The lass her time with Mom and Dad at one of the local fairs that started today. After dropping the boy off, we took her there and spent the evening walking around and seeing the sights at the fair. She watched tractor pulls and lawnmower races as well as checking out livestock. Plus, she got to eat fair food. Always a hit- except at the weighin the next morning.

The fun doesn’t end for them today either. Tomorrow, the boy has a practice at his dojang, after which he’s invited to go to one of the instructor’s house for a pool party. The lass isn’t left out of the action either. She’s going to a friend’s birthday/ pool party as well. Possibly the only thing better than a pool in their own backyard is a pool in someone else’s backyard.

Not sure what Sunday or Monday have in store. But I’m sure we’ll try to make the most of it. Because next Tuesday, it’s time to get back to work.

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Rubbed the Right Way

I was looking for a little different wrinkle on the usual rub I use when cooking ribs. I’ll be smoking some spare ribs on the ol’ WSM tomorrow. A few minutes of googling revealed this rub recipe. It looked promising, so I’m going with it, although I’ve made a few modifications based. Here’s what I whipped up:

  1. 1 cup brown sugar
  2. 2 tablespoons chili powder
  3. 2 tablespoons paprika
  4. 1 tablespoon garlic powder
  5. 1 tablespoon onion powder
  6. 2 teaspoons black pepper
  7. 1 teaspoon cumin
  8. 3/4 teaspoon cayenne pepper

A whole tablespoon of cayenne, which the original recipe calls for, would have had everyone screaming. So I reduced it significantly. I didn’t see the point of all the paprika, so I replaced some of it with chili powder. I never include salt in my rubs- I prefer to salt the meat directly and then apply the rub. In this case, I used a pink salt we recently purchased- it has a funky twang in addition to the normal salt taste. Wow, can’t believe I just wrote that. Finally, I like cumin too much to not include it.

The rub tasted good, we’ll see what the overnight does for it. Most importantly, we’ll see what a little heat and smoke does to it tomorrow.

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A Project for the Kids…

I built a deck for our house years ago now. It’s held up extremely well. A couple of the decking boards are rotting out, which I won’t take the blame for since they are PT boards and supposedly don’t rot. Guess they don’t make them like they used to.

Aside from the decking boards, the other thing that has slowly been chipped away at are the post caps I fashioned. They were simple enough- squares cut from a 2×6 that I then cut into shallow pyramid shapes and then glued on to the tops of the posts. They looked nice when I originally did it but time and weather has undone it all. Most of the caps have fallen off due over the years as the glue has given out.

So, to give the deck a new look and some more light, the Wife found and ordered solar light caps. They are kind of like squatty looking lightpost lamps, with a solar panel on the top to charge a pair of AA batteries that in turn run a couple of LED’s.

The lamps arrived today, and there is some assembly required. Specifically, the tops need to be taken off and the batteries installed. At which point, they need to be set out in the Sun to charge the batteries.

Seems like a great job for a couple of kids to take care of tomorrow.

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Unfairly Maligned

So I had a minor, very minor, kerfluffle with the boy last night. He was playing video games prior to bed time. The Wife had given him a 10 minute warning, or whatever. In the meantime, the lass had headed to bed and the boy remained downstairs. His 10 minutes came and went. The Wife was still upstairs, so I stepped in.

I called down to him that it was time to go to bed and to turn off the games. A not unimportant tidbit, he’d already been playing for a good portion of the day.

The whole thing should have been done right there. All he had to do was acknowledge he’d heard me and start shutting things down. Instead, he snapped at me with an impertinence I found completely unacceptable. So I yelled at him, which he didn’t appreciate. Further, he tried to turn things on their head by claiming I yelled at him because he was still playing games. He even tried to “tell” on me, enlisting the support of his mother. I corrected his misleading statement, and reiterated there would have been no yelling if he’d hadn’t snapped at me in the first place. At that point, he was in bed and I figured the whole thing was done.

Until this evening, when he was again given a 10 minute warning by the Wife. At which point, he asked her to be sure to tell me so I wouldn’t start yelling at him again.

I’m now a victim of historical revisionism. Apparently, in his mind, I went storming down there last night yelling and screaming all because he was playing video games. He wasn’t impertinent, merely an undeserving victim of Dad’s temper.

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Enough

I understood the first night because everything was too new. They had been very young the last time we’d stayed in a hotel with them. Young enough that they this might as well have been their first time staying overnight in a hotel.

I’d hoped things would get better the second night and they did, kind of. Still, there was a lot of goofiness and fidgeting and the like. I remained patient with them and eventually, they quieted down and fell asleep.

Tonight, they were worse than either of the previous two nights. Almost completely out of control. They were loud and bouncing around and banging into the wall and being way more than just excited. I warned them on multiple occasions to settle down and each time, they ended up just as rowdy as before. There seemed to be no end in sight. I gave them a final warning that punishment was imminent.

They ignored me and I waited as long as I could before I finally decided a message needed to be sent. They received it loud and clear. I haven’t specified what it would be, only that they would both be punished tomorrow for their behavior tonight. I had no levers immediately available, so I opted for the ones I’d have with the dawn of a new day.

Kids test and test and test and test again. They do this because on some level, they perceive the rules changing as they grow up- their freedoms increase as our trust in their judgment increases. So they test old rules to see if they’ve maybe, just maybe, been relaxed. They test so much that they know when a parent is serious about a threatened punishment, and the behave accordingly.

I suspect that tonight wasn’t entirely about testing per say, as much as it was about not being able to reign themselves in and understanding when they’d gone to far. But it afforded me the chance to remind them that I say what I mean, and mean what I say. Hopefully, they remember it for the next time.

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Still No Patience

In addition to the patio stuff we’re doing in the back yard, we’ll also be getting a pool. The kids are, unsurprisingly, very excited about it.

In a perfect world, the pool would have been installed a couple of weeks ago like we were initially told. Thankfully, it is not a perfect world. The reasons are pretty simple, the unpredictable weather kept them from getting other installs done, so we got bumped back.

Try explaining that to a kid.

As I said, I was glad for the delay. It allowed me to get the pavers installed before the pool was in. Why was that a big deal? Here’s why:

Those are sitting right where the pool will be going. If the pavers couldn’t be there, then they’d be in the driveway which would have been a long walk with all of those.

Kids don’t understand that though. Rather, they only see a pile of dirt where a pool is supposed to be.

So last week, we though the pool would be installed while we were visiting family. Unfortunately, the weather once again prevented that from coming to fruition. So when we arrived home, the kids were just short of despondent. In fact, they were now convinced that the pool would never be installed.

Then, almost magically, the installers arrived this morning. The kids were now positively giddy- convinced the pool would be done today. Welcome to the bipolar nature of kids managing their expectations. The Wife ended up taking them to the local swimming hole because she didn’t want to listen to the equipment. I stayed behind to finish the paver cuts.

Suffice it to say, the pool still isn’t installed. But the site is all prepped and ready for the pool to be set on it on Monday. Arguably, they got the most important part done.

When the boy and the lass arrived home, the both came dashing out to the back with the boy declaring “I was right- they didn’t do anything while we were gone.” Even with the pretty clear evidence of the work that had been done.

There is just no satisfying their expectations.

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Stair Handrail and Balusters

It’s interesting to me coming back to my parents place and helping out with my Dad’s improvement projects. Growing up, I helped him out with many projects from tiling floors to acoustical ceilings, from decks to planting trees he pretty much ran the gamut.

Through them all, my role was clear- I was the helper. Of course, back then that made sense because what did I know about hanging drywall or fixing a sink? Dad knew all that stuff. That or he did a great job of making everyone think he knew what he was doing.

So given that background, it’s interesting to help out now because Dad clearly views me as more of an equal in the realm of carpentry. Getting my opinion asked about what I think is the best way to proceed is a big change from the way it was.

Not that he listens to everything I say. He’s still got tons more experience with this stuff than I do, so even if I might have my way of doing it, it’s still his project and his way will still prevail if he’s so inclined. Justifiably so as well sometimes. Like with the epoxy we used today to help secure the balusters in the stairs- I didn’t think it would flow as easily as it did. That made it easier to fill the holes the balusters sit in than I thought it would be.

As for putting the handrail, newel post and balusters in, the process is basically as follows:

  1. Cut to height and install the newel post securely. There are hardware kits for that purpose, but in our case we just lagged it in from two sides. One into the stringer and the other into the steps.

  2. Cut the handrail to length. This step is complicated by the fact that the handrail has to be cut at the proper angles on each side so it fits flush against the newel post and the wall. We actually did this in 3 steps: first, cut it to a manageable length; second, lay it along the stairs and mark the angle against the wall; finally, set it against the wall and mark the cut against the newel post.

  3. Temporarily install the handrail- we just marked and drove in 3 inch wood screws into the newel post then tacked it in place against the wall.

  4. Mark the center of the baluster locations on the steps.

  5. Using a level, project the baluster centers up to the handrail.

  6. Measure the distance from the steps to the handrail. Then, add an inch or so for the portion of the baluster that will sit up in the handrail and another inch for the portion that will sit down into the tread.

  7. Now cut all of the balusters to length. Make sure to mark them all so it’s clear where they will go in the final assembly.

  8. Tape off the treads where the holes will be drilled for the balusters and tape off the bottom portion of the hand rail. The tape will make the cleanup from the epoxy and construction adhesive a lot easier. Also, tape off the portion of balusters that’s just below where they will insert into the handrail.

  9. Mark the angle the balusters enter the handrail or use a bevel gauge to coy the angle. Then, remove the handrail and drill the holes for the balusters. Make the holes a little deeper than necessary and about 1/4″ bigger in diameter than the balusters are. For instance, if the balusters are 1/2″ then drill 3/4″ holes.

  10. Now, where the balusters will enter the treads, mark the profile of the foot. Then, inside that profile, drill two smaller holes and a slight angle towards the center. These holes will be used to pour epoxy into, so something in the 1/4″ range should suffice. Just make sure they are well withing the boundary of the baluster foot.

  11. Now, drill the main hole the balusters will go into. Again, add 1/4″ to the baluster diameter for the hole size.

  12. Insert the balusters into the holes in the treads. Make sure all the feet and caps are placed on the balusters.

  13. Fill the baluster holes in the handrail with contractor’s adhesive, then install the handrail, including permanently attaching it to the wall. As this step is done, insert the balusters into the holes in the handrail.

  14. Lift the balusters up as high as they can into the handrail hole. Use a spring clamp attached at the bottom of the baluster on the stair tread to hold it in place. Mix some of the epoxy up and then pour it into the tread hole using the two smaller holes as an aid to fill it. Allow the epoxy to set before removing the spring clamp. Repeat this for each of the balusters.

  15. Remove the tape from the treads and the handrails, then set all of the feet and the caps (if used) using the set screws.

There are a ton of details that I haven’t gone into hear. In particular, the angles for cutting the handrail can be tricky to figure out. A not complete list of tools and materials needed for the job is a drill, spade bits and various sizes of drill bits, a screwdriver, a miter saw, a chop saw or a hacksaw, epoxy, construction adhesive, a putty knife, some paper cups, some masking tape, a level, a square, and a tape measure. I’m almost certainly missing something as well.

It took us an afternoon and a day to get the job done. Mostly, because of multiple trips to the hardware store for various items we realized we didn’t have like lags, screws and other miscellaneous tools. That’s what happens when you don’t truly know exactly what you’re doing. But we got it done, and it’s even pretty sturdy. All that’s left are the finishing touches like plugging holes and sanding and finishing the wood.

One more father-son project completed.

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