More in the amusing story genre actually. The Wife wanted the kids to go outside and play today. They drug their feet. So the Wife started counting.
She got to 3, and the kids both started scrambling to get out the door. The lass was the first to the door and she wasn’t moving fast enough to suit the boy’s taste. So he pushed her out, at which point the following exchange occurred:
the lass: HEY!! Why did you push ME?!?
the boy: Because I didn’t want Mom to get to ‘4’!
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..smart boy …