The boy lost his fifth tooth tonight. It’s the other top front one. Yes, he looks hilarious when he smiles; no, he can’t pronounce words like “thistle” properly.
He said another one of his teeth is loose as well. At this rate, we’ll need to put him on a liquid diet. The Tooth Fairy is racking up huge frequent flyer miles.
The lass is a little tired of the spectacle. She wants to start losing her teeth NOW. I’d rather not think about how far she’s willing to go to get there…