The boy had asked the Wife if they thought their Halloween costumes would scare me.
The Wife took the kids to the local costume store this morning. I guess it’s never to early to get Halloween costumes. They’ve both been talking about their potential costumes for awhile now. The lass mentioned something about vampire-cats and the boy wanted to be a Mummy, last I heard. I haven’t seen what they came back with.
Yet.
So in answer to the boy’s question, the Wife said, “I don’t know, you’ve got to get up pretty early in the morning to scare your Dad.”
The boy responded thusly: “Well, I’ll put it on the night before and just sleep in it. That way when I wake up in the morning, I can scare him.”