Speaking of Boondoggles

How ’bout that iPhone on Verizon launch yesterday? Can you say oops? Jobs’ Reality Distortion Field had better be bug free this time around.

Of course, if that doesn’t interest you, there’s Nokia’s decision to do, well, nothing. I guess that’s not entirely true. They’ve decided to hitch themselves to the Microsoft bandwagon and will be using Windows Phone 7 for their smartphone line. But otherwise, it’s full speed ahead straight into oblivion…

And just for kicks and giggles, how ’bout the President’s dealing with events in Egypt? At least he’s staying on top of things.

At the current boondoggling pace, I’d expect the mother-of-all snowstorms to start winding up in the Pacific so it can hit the East Coast sometime late next week. You know, what with global-warming … I mean climate change (another boondoggle) and all. Perhaps we can throw a solar storm in their for good measure… or the government can fix healthcare.