At the skating rink tonight, I found a penny a presented it to the lass. She then asked me where I found it. I pointed to a spot on the floor and then told her:
“You know what? You’ll ALWAYS find pennies on the ground?”
She looked up at me, her eyes wide, and asked “Why?”
I smiled, looked her straight in the eye and told her:
“Because pennies don’t float.”
The Wife just closed her eyes and put her head in her hands.