No More Christmas Shoes

I was able to really capitalize on my Pandora subscription.

That stupid, insipid song The Christmas Shoes started to play on a Christmas station that the Wife had created. I banned it from the station before it got to the second note. I’ll be equally diligent with any other versions of that song the server tries to slip in.

Totally made paying for the Pandora One subscription worth it. In fact, the prospect that I can escape a Christmas without having to listen to that stupid shop owner get conned by the little kid over a pair of Christmas pumps makes me all “tingly” inside. Oh, and after the kid got those shoes off of that shop owner, he went down the street and scored some candy canes from the shop down the road for his “sick sister.” Then he went to the corner, lit up a cigarette and had himself a good laugh. That’s in the unrated version of the song.

Anyway, now I can have a Merry Christmas.