{"id":967,"date":"2010-05-16T18:49:47","date_gmt":"2010-05-16T22:49:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/?p=967"},"modified":"2010-05-16T18:49:47","modified_gmt":"2010-05-16T22:49:47","slug":"humorous-marital-moments","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/?p=967","title":{"rendered":"Humorous Marital Moments"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Having spent the whole day working outside in the gardens, planting and what not with the kids, the Wife finally sat down, looked at me and asked:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Are my lips sunburned?  The feel like they&#8217;re burning.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>I replied simply:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Well, they look red&#8230;<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Thee were several &#8220;bird&#8221; sitings shortly thereafter&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Having spent the whole day working outside in the gardens, planting and what not with the kids, the Wife finally sat down, looked at me and asked: Are my lips sunburned? The feel like they&#8217;re burning. I replied simply: Well, they look red&#8230; Thee were several &#8220;bird&#8221; sitings shortly thereafter&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-967","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/967","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=967"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/967\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=967"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=967"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=967"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}