{"id":654,"date":"2010-01-07T19:00:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-08T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/?p=654"},"modified":"2010-01-07T19:30:54","modified_gmt":"2010-01-08T00:30:54","slug":"missed-christmas-gift","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/?p=654","title":{"rendered":"Missed Christmas Gift?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The boy and the lass have been playing with rubber gloves that the dental   hygienist gave to the boy at the end of our visit a few days ago.  And by   playing, I mean constantly playing with the gloves.  They&#8217;ve been having   adventures of all sorts all afternoon. <\/p>\n<p>The latest adventure has been attempting to blow up the glove by any means.   They even tried using a bicycle pump.  The boy got so frustrated by that scheme   that he yelled &#8220;GOD- next time make me better so I can blow up this stupid   glove!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;ve obviously screwed up the whole Christmas gift thing.  On the plus side, at   least they&#8217;re resourceful.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The boy and the lass have been playing with rubber gloves that the dental hygienist gave to the boy at the end of our visit a few days ago. And by playing, I mean constantly playing with the gloves. They&#8217;ve been having adventures of all sorts all afternoon. The latest adventure has been attempting to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-654","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/654","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=654"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/654\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":656,"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/654\/revisions\/656"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}