{"id":3699,"date":"2013-07-07T09:52:03","date_gmt":"2013-07-07T13:52:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/?p=3699"},"modified":"2013-07-07T09:52:03","modified_gmt":"2013-07-07T13:52:03","slug":"the-wife-1-the-boy-0","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/?p=3699","title":{"rendered":"The Wife: 1 &#8211; The Boy: 0"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Generally speaking, eating isn&#8217;t a problem for us with the kids.  They more or less eat whatever we cook.  That&#8217;s not to say they always like what we serve, but after a little kvetching they tend to give up, hold their nose and eat.<\/p>\n<p>When they <em>really<\/em> don&#8217;t want to eat something, they have one well they like to go to- the &#8220;I&#8217;m not hungry anymore&#8221; well.  They don&#8217;t realize it, but they almost always give the game away because they&#8217;ll look at their plate and <em>then<\/em> declare that they aren&#8217;t that hungry.<\/p>\n<p>Such was last night&#8217;s dinner experience with the boy.  The Wife wasn&#8217;t fooled though- after a day at the beach where they both spent almost the entire time in the water there was <em>NO<\/em> way he wasn&#8217;t hungry.  The Wife opted to bide her time, so she bagged up the food he wouldn&#8217;t eat and waited.<\/p>\n<p>We went to a fireworks display later that evening.  In the bag the Wife put together, she also included the doggie bag of the boy&#8217;s leftover denner.  She made sure the boy knew the food was there in case he got hungry.  The fireworks were a town event and had all sorts of vendors present.  Of particular importance was the ice cream vendor.  <\/p>\n<p>The Wife went and grabbed the lass, myself and herself some ice cream cones.  At the time, the boy was quietly reading <em>The Order of the Phoenix<\/em> on our blanket. He watched the Wife hand out ice cream to everyone except him.  The look on his face told the story- he&#8217;d been caught.  His desire for ice cream overrode his disdain for dinner.  Wordlessly, he went into the bag and pulled out his leftover dinner and finished eating it.<\/p>\n<p>Then, he got his ice cream.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Wife snookered the Boy last night over dinner.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[89],"class_list":["post-3699","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family","tag-the-boy"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3699","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3699"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3699\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}