{"id":3654,"date":"2013-06-01T20:58:58","date_gmt":"2013-06-02T00:58:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/?p=3654"},"modified":"2013-06-01T20:58:58","modified_gmt":"2013-06-02T00:58:58","slug":"an-udderly-ridiculous-post","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/?p=3654","title":{"rendered":"An Udderly Ridiculous Post"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"aligncenter\"> <img decoding=\"async\" alt=\"{@height=410\" src=\"http:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/06\/cow01.jpg\" width=\"614\"\/><\/p>\n<p>You know why this post is &#8220;udderly&#8221; ridiculous?  Because that&#8217;s a <strong>BEEF<\/strong> cow! Not a milking cow!  No BS.  Literally- nothing on the road.<\/p>\n<p>If you hit it with a car, do you stop and start grilling?  <\/p>\n<p>Where is a cow going on a Saturday morning?  Greener pastures?<\/p>\n<p>I could do this &#8220;for-heifer.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Someone actually NEEDS to have a cow.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3654","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3654","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3654"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3654\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}