{"id":2638,"date":"2012-07-19T22:28:16","date_gmt":"2012-07-20T02:28:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/?p=2638"},"modified":"2012-07-19T22:28:16","modified_gmt":"2012-07-20T02:28:16","slug":"they-will-believe-anything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/?p=2638","title":{"rendered":"They Will Believe Anything"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Wife informs me that our niece and nephew were flummoxed by their inability to fly.  Perhaps that requires a bit of background.<\/p>\n<p>First, everyone remembers <em>Dumbo<\/em>, right?  Feather in the schnoz, &#8220;But I&#8217;d been done seen about everything&#8230;&#8221; blah, blah, blah.<\/p>\n<p>Second, the Grandma, or Mimi as he niece and nephew call her, has an African Grey parrot whom was kind enough to molt a couple of feathers the kids&#8217; way.<\/p>\n<p>So they took the feathers, tucked them under their nose and tried to fly. Because hey, it worked for Dumbo.  But not so much for them.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s all in good fun.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Wife informs me that our niece and nephew were flummoxed by their inability to fly. Perhaps that requires a bit of background. First, everyone remembers Dumbo, right? Feather in the schnoz, &#8220;But I&#8217;d been done seen about everything&#8230;&#8221; blah, blah, blah. Second, the Grandma, or Mimi as he niece and nephew call her, has [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2638","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-family"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2638","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2638"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2638\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2639,"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2638\/revisions\/2639"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2638"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2638"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2638"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}