The Wife came downstairs and explained how she had locked the bathroom upstairs because she’d been pouring Drano down the pipes up there. Exciting stuff.<\/p>\n
Not more than a moment after she’d finished her explanation, the boy (who missed it all) called down from upstairs “SOMEONE LOCKED THE BATHROOM DOOR!” My guess is he was trying to implicate his sister. On that front, he was bound to be disappointed.<\/p>\n
The Wife called up to him “We Know…” at which point I decided to interject with “Mom plugged the toilet upstairs and had to poor a special liquid down the toilet. It’ll take an hour or so to work, that’s why the bathroom is locked.”<\/p>\n
The Wife was only mildly amused with that, simply giving me a “Ha ha.”<\/p>\n
The lass liked it a lot better. She called out “Good one Dad!”<\/p>\n
It’s always nice when they’re in your corner for a change.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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