{"id":1564,"date":"2011-04-01T09:02:57","date_gmt":"2011-04-01T13:02:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/?p=1564"},"modified":"2011-04-01T09:02:57","modified_gmt":"2011-04-01T13:02:57","slug":"outrageous","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/?p=1564","title":{"rendered":"OUTRAGEOUS!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>W. T. F.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Sorry for that, but it&#8217;s an accurate assessment of my reaction this morning to the revelation that the school had a delayed opening today.  It&#8217;s just unbelievable.<\/p>\n<p>The roads have <em>no<\/em> snow on them.  None.  There is barely enough to cover the dead grass in our yard.  The temperature is above 32 degrees- that means there is no ice on the ground.<\/p>\n<p><strong>There was no reason to delay school this morning.<\/strong> Yet they did.<\/p>\n<p>I actually called the superintendent a few moment ago.  Luckily for them, I got the very pleasant and patient secretary who was kind enough to commisserate with me for a few moments, listened to my complaint and, in all likelihood, forgot the call a millisecond after I hung up.<\/p>\n<p>If this is an April Fool&#8217;s joke, I&#8217;m not laughing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>W. T. F. Sorry for that, but it&#8217;s an accurate assessment of my reaction this morning to the revelation that the school had a delayed opening today. It&#8217;s just unbelievable. The roads have no snow on them. None. There is barely enough to cover the dead grass in our yard. The temperature is above 32 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[92],"class_list":["post-1564","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-misc","tag-weather"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1564","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1564"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1564\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1564"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1564"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sahd.lamafam.org\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1564"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}