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Misc

Tolkien’s “The Hobbit” Now a Trilogy

GeekDad is reporting that The Hobbit will now be a movie trilogy.

Count me amongst those whom find this a disheartening bit of news. It’s been awhile since I’ve read it, but I can’t imagine there’s enough material to make 3 movies worth. In particular, I’m having a hard time imagining the break points between the movies. While the defeat of Smaug and the War of the 5 Armies seems like a logical point between 2 and three, I can’t think where the first would make for a decent break point. Perhaps the escape from the goblins?

Either way, it seems likely this is a money making move. If 1000 pages of LOTR took 3 movies, I can’t see why 300 pages of The Hobbit couldn’t have been squeezed into 1. Perhaps Peter Jackson has gotten a bit big for his britches.

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Misc

Adenium Obesum Uranus

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Misc

The Boy on Divers

The kids watched a bit of the Olympic coverage again tonight. At that point, they got to watch a bit of the team platform diving. I’ll leave aside any comments about the merits of team diving.

But the boy asked “Why do they wear those things? The look funny.”

“I don’t know, that’s just what divers wear,” I answered.

“They look like tighty whitey’s,” he continued.

The lass was giggling at this point. Naturally, as soon as the conversation turns to underwear, things get giggly.

Then he said “They shouldn’t be wearing that stuff, girls wear underwear like that.”

The lass then offered her own observation, “Yeah, but then their boobs would be showing.”

More giggling.

An Olympics like no other.

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Misc

NBC SUCKS

Just tried to login to the NBC streaming service for watching the Olympics live. Turns out you need to have be paying for one of the cable bundles that provides CNBC or one of the other bull$ht channels these jerks want you to buy. What a bunch of a$$holes. Seriously, the Summer Olympics comes around once every 4 years and I have to watch Bob Costas and whatever other bull$ht programming NBC want to shove down my throat?

What a bunch of friggin’ crooks. It would be a real favor to everyone if the government would deregulate friggin’ cable. I don’t know if that would necessarily address this particular problem, but I know it’s something the cable providers don’t want. Right now, that’s good enough for me.

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Misc

Global Warming Exaggerated?

This new paper by Anthony Watts seems like it could be a game changer. The key bit from the press release:

The new analysis demonstrates that reported 1979-2008 U.S. temperature trends are spuriously doubled, with 92% of that over-estimation resulting from erroneous NOAA adjustments of well-sited stations upward.

The paper has not yet been peer reviewed, so it’s possible there are problems. But if the paper holds, then this paper basically says that the data used to calculate global warming sucks so much that we can’t reliably predict “climate change” with it.

It will be interesting to see what kind of press attention this paper receives. Especially from these sorts of folks. Might give us a chance to see just how serious they are about science.

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Misc

Quick Olympic Impression

Michael Phelps is a bit of a sore loser, it seems.

I base that on the interview after his race. Normally, I’d give a guy like that some slack since the last thing anyone wants, after a loss, is a microphone stuck in their mug with the “What went wrong?” question. But Phelps has been doing this since he was 15, so the mic isn’t anything new to him.

Watching him stammer, say that they “had the wrong plan” and that he was frustrated was kind of surprising. Interestingly, Bob Costas even mentioned it, but shluffed it off as him “not knowing how to handle it because he’s never been there before.”

I guess now we find out what kind of competitor he really is.

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Family

More Monopoly

The boy’s enthusiasm for the game in running high. I played with him and his sister this morning and won. Shockingly, he didn’t like losing to me at all and was quick to point out that I hadn’t beat him one-on-one yet. Rationalization is the opiate of a young ego.

He then played his sister in a game later in the day and saw fit to give her all sorts of advice on what she should and shouldn’t do. After the half-dozen games he’s played, he’s already an expert. The lass has been a good sport with the game, to her credit. She isn’t quite old enough to grasp the game completely, but with a little math help she’s quite able to play.

I suppose I should also mention I downloaded the app for my Nook Tablet. The game itself is well done and all the things possible in a normal game seem to be possible in the app. Including cheating- there’s a game option that allows for 3 different “sleight of hand” moves for shorting someone on rent, gaining an extra space during game play and something else that escapes me. It’s fun to play, although I dislike the AI decision making where trades are concerned- it’s clearly skewed towards a speedy game, as opposed to making intelligent trades.

Perhaps we’ll end up with a Monopoly night or something, before it’s all over.

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Family

Monopoly

So far, it’s the boy 2, Dad 0 in Monopoly games. He’s clobbered me both times. I think we need to get a 3rd player involved to make the games a little more interesting.

And cheaper.

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Family

Reassurance

The lass made a strange request of the Wife tonight. The lass asked her to help her brush her teeth. She was afraid of missing some spots, I heard her explain.

If her regular visits for cleaning are any indication, the lass has done splendidly in maintaining her teeth. She has no cavities and no warning signs resulting from neglect.

The question was one of a variety I’ve noticed the kids ask every now and again. They will ask for help with some personal thing or a chore that we all know full well they are competent at. Almost like they want to temporarily revert to an earlier age when we had to help them.

As to motivation, I can imagine any one of a number of possibilities including hoping to get away with a freebie, too tired to want to bother, or some form of reassurance. Though, typically, the question is stated with just the right combination of earnestness and innocence that I get the very strong impression that it’s about reassurance.

The Wife didn’t help her, and gently told her that she was perfectly capable. That’s how we typically deal with the sort of question when it comes around. The lass, for her part, didn’t argue the point and finished brushing her teeth on her own.

I don’t have any real insights regarding the behavior. More than anything, I’ve noticed it enough times now that I thought it worth jotting down. Perhaps it’s an act we all do throughout our lives, hoping someone else will take care of something for us despite our own capacity for handling it. Perhaps that’s a difference between adults and children- one knows the answer without having to be told. The other one just wants to make sure.

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Family

Nintendo DS- Bane of My Parental Existence

The one question is get asked more than any other is “Can I play my DS?” Both the boy and the lass take part in this several-times-a-day ritual.

During the school year, life was much easier regarding DS time. It was only for the weekends. That was it. Every now and again, as a treat during a snow day or some other day-off-from-school they’d be allowed to play their DS for awhile. Even that came with a penalty, since once that seal was broken they would immediately hound us the nest time a day off presented itself.

“You let us play the DS last time we had a day off, so why not this time?”

Because your presumptuousness annoys me, that’s why.

This Summer, the Wife and I have deliberately backed off of our DS regulations. We figured giving them time to do things their way was a good chance for them to decompress from the restrictions of the school year. We didn’t realize how fully they would leverage the opportunity. Dare I say, abuse the opportunity.

Everything is, of course, hunky-dory when I tell them “Yes.” The problems start when I decline to let them play.

“Why?”

What do you mean “Why?” You’ve been allowed to play it more in the last month than the entire school year combined. If it wasn’t for camp or swim lessons, it’s probably all you’d do.

“Is it because I didn’t empty the dishwasher when you asked?”

They’re searching for some kind of direct cause-and-effect. It’s annoying. It doesn’t seem to cross their minds that the only reason is a whim. That it’s been judged they’ve spent enough time in front of little screens and they should try something else like drawing, a board game, reading or something else entirely.

“But I’ve already read a comic book.”

Time for the heavy artillery: “Would you like me to take it away for the rest of the Summer?”

Pause.

“No.”

Well, then case closed.

Until the next time.

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Football

Slowing the Tech Conquest of Sports

Technology has been transforming the mental game of sports for several years now. The MLB has been using tech to allow pitchers to better prepare for opponents. They’ve got software that allows a pitcher to know the exact perfect pitch to throw against a batter in any situation. Football has not been immune with playbooks being transferred to iPads and the like. NFL teams have been bragging about their ability to be able to instantly start breaking down game film, even on plane flights home, because of digital technology.

With that in mind, this is interesting as the first negative thing I’ve seen in regarding sports and technology. To be fair to the iPad, it has nothing to do with the iPad itself; rather, it’s the maturity level of young players. Or perhaps better stated, the young players don’t have the discipline to use it as the tool it was intended to be. Instead, they use it as they’re own personal toy.

If older players can be trusted to use it, then this suggests a potential compromise position where veterans get iPads and young players have to earn their way up to them.

Still, this is the first time I’ve read anything about anyone backing away from technology, particularly the iPad. Thought it was interesting for that alone.

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Misc

BBQ

We had BBQ spare ribs tonight and, if I do say so myself, they were pretty darn tasty. The key was soaking them in a brine overnight. Well, that and the 6 hours at low heat.

The brine was just salt and molasses. I used about a cup of pickling salt and about a half-cup of molasses in 5 quarts of water that I put in a roasting pan, since that’s all I had big enough to set the rack of ribs in for soaking purposes. The soak lasted about 12 hours.

We don’t have a dedicated smoker, but we do have a Weber Kettle grill, which has to be the most versatile grill going. I got about a dozen or so charcoal briquettes going and then divide them up on opposite sides of the grill. Finally, I got a tinfoil cooking sheet and set that down on the grill so the dripping from the ribs wouldn’t get all over the place.

The grilling is the hard part, because the idea is to maintain a temp of about 225 for as long as it takes to cook the meat until it’s falling off the bone. In order to do that, I have to keep adding briquettes to the grill, about every hour or so. I use a digital thermometer to keep an eye on the temp, I just dangle the probe down through the exhaust port in the grill top.

One of these days I’ll get a Big Green Egg to make this a lot easier. But in the meantime, no one was complaining about the results. Even the kids had a couple of helpings. Although they felt the need to inform me that they liked baby back ribs better. There’s no pleasing some people.

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Misc

Cicada Killers

One of the cooler (I think) Summer features of our yard are the Cicada Killers which appear each year about this time. They are a giant wasp (the one pictured above is about 1 1/4 inches long and perhaps 1/4″ thick) and live for about a month. Yes, really. But in that time, they demonstrate themselves to be extremely effective hunters of cicadas. By the time they are all gone, the lawn will be littered with dead cicadas that were unsuccessfully brought back to their nests.

The CK’s live in underground nests. They capture and paralyze the cicadas and bring them back to their nests, where they lay an egg on them. Their young then have the food to last them through the until next Summer, where the cycle starts over again. They also appear to be solitary insects, rather than a hive sort. While there may be many in the yard, they do not band together in a single nest. They are literally sprinkled around the yard, each with their own place. They engage in some pretty nasty aerial combat sequences with each other, though that’s typically only for the first few days after they first emerge from the nests.

The other interesting thing is when they return from the trees with a cicada, which are several times bigger than the CK, even as big as they are. The cicada is held between the CK’s legs and it’s obviously a struggle to get back to their nest with their payload. In fact, it typically appears that it’s all they can do to maintain any semblance of controlled flight. They try to get as close to their nest as possible. Once they’re on the ground, they can drag their prize for a bit, but don’t seem to be capable finding their nest if they are too far from it. If they don’t make it, they’ll abandon the cicada and get another one and try again. I’ve tried putting cicadas near a nest opening, but the CK’s won’t use them.

I’ve found that they are very passive where people are concerned. I’ve walked through a swarm of them in the yard (mowing the lawn) and they are content to let me pass. The one in the picture allowed me to get the camera within several inches of it without getting upset. I’m glad of that, as I wouldn’t want to be stung by one based on their size.

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Family

A Day at the Beach

After our first rainy day in what seemed like forever, today’s forecast called for a nice day. So we got up early and took advantage of the weather with a trip to the beach. It ended up being a beautiful beach day.

Our beach trips are pretty low key affairs. It’s an hour or so drive to the shore and we pack a lunch and bring the bare necessities after that. The kids get a boogie board, some buckets and some shovels and that’s it. We’ve been using the same routine since the kids started learning to swim and it’s been a good formula.

The spot we go to normally has pretty tame water, which is nice actually because that means it’s clear and swimming is pretty easy. Also, there are a couple of stripers that frequent the area and the clear water makes them easy to spot.

Today was different. Possibly because of the storm that had come through, or possibly because it was still high tide when we got there, or possibly for some other reason that escapes me. Whatever. The waves were big enough that I got right in and started body surfing. I was soon joined by the boy and the lass, both of whom needed a little work. The boy was able to figure out the timing well enough as well as keep his body rigid enough that he was doing a pretty reasonable job. The lass just had fun tumbling in the water. By the end of the day, she was using the boogie board with pretty good results.

Aside from the water, the kids spend plenty of time digging holes in the sand. They’re both good at getting a layer of sand all over themselves. The lass even half-buried herself yesterday.

When it was all done, we stopped off for ice cream on the way home. It’s something of a ritual for us after a day in the Sun and sand. A nice way to cap off a beautiful day.

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Family

Parenting Will Never Be The Same

The 5-second rule has been scientifically disproven. What’s more, it appears to be settled science. I hear that’s the worst kind.

But getting dirty improves the immune system!

Sounds like a win-win to me! Perhaps we should be eating off dirty floors.

(hattip: Instapundit)

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Family

They Will Believe Anything

The Wife informs me that our niece and nephew were flummoxed by their inability to fly. Perhaps that requires a bit of background.

First, everyone remembers Dumbo, right? Feather in the schnoz, “But I’d been done seen about everything…” blah, blah, blah.

Second, the Grandma, or Mimi as he niece and nephew call her, has an African Grey parrot whom was kind enough to molt a couple of feathers the kids’ way.

So they took the feathers, tucked them under their nose and tried to fly. Because hey, it worked for Dumbo. But not so much for them.

It’s all in good fun.

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Family

Thunderstorms Are Intimidating

It’s been ridiculously hot the past few days, so the kids and I were out in the pool for a bit trying to beat the heat. Unfortunately, the pool is one of those small jobs so the water has warmed past the point of refreshing. That said, it was still better than nothing.

After coming up from a dunk, the boy asked “Did you hear that Daddy?”

He uses “Daddy” in a couple of contexts, one of them is when he’s working me for something. I can almost feel the high fructose buttering up in those cases. Another context is when he’s worried about something.

To answer his question, no I hadn’t heard anything and I told him so. Even so, I knew exactly what he was concerned about.

Thunderstorms.

So I kept going under the water, and every time I’d come up, he’d ask me again. His persistence sucked the lass in as well. “Yeah Dad, I heard it too. What is it?”

Finally, I told them “It’s a monster.”

“Really?” the lass asked. Honestly, she did. You gotta love 6 year olds.

“Yep, it’s a monster. He’s over there,” I said pointing at the woods behind our house. “I’d been hoping to keep him a secret from you for a bit longer, but you’ve forced my hand. He sleeps during the day and hunts at night.”

“Dad, I want you to be serious. Don’t joke around” intoned the boy.

“Why not?”

“Because I don’t want you to, I really want to know what the noise is.”

Nothing like a fun sucker. Fine, OK. It’s a thunderstorm. Actually, by this time, they should have just known it was thunder. The rumbles were coming pretty steadily from the North, plus the clouds were slowly moving in. It was still hot though.

I stayed in the water for a few more minutes, and then figured it was time to get out.

“Are you getting out because of the thunderstorm?” they asked.

Jiminy friggin’ cricket. Sometimes it seems like I can’t do anything without some kind of explanation. Especially when they’re agitated about something.

“No, I just decided it was time to get out and dry off,” I told them.

“Should we get out of the pool?” they asked.

“Only if you’ve had enough,” I answered.

As it happened, I suggested to them it was time to get out one the clouds blocked out the Sun. The rumbles were growing and it had become clear that they would hit before too long. I did everything as non-chalantly as I could, not wanting to set them off any more than was necessary.

When the storm finally did hit, it wasn’t the worst thing in the world but it was pretty good for this neck of the woods. We had a brown out when it peaked and the majority of the lightening was hitting near us. A couple of times, the kids asked if the lightening had hit something. It said “Sure, the ground.”

Based on their reaction, that wasn’t what the meant.

But the worst of the storm passed in about 15 minutes and, as I stated earlier, the worst wasn’t that bad.

But it was enough.

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Politics

On Romney’s Tax Returns

This chorus is getting almost deafening on the political blogs. Dare I say the conventional wisdom is for him to release them.

Meh.

Frankly, Romney chose a position and he should stick with it. Changing course due to pressure from the political hacks of the world would only serve to diminish him, as far as I’m concerned.

Further, we all know that the President and his flunkies will dishonestly represent whatever is revealed in the tax returns. Romney would be opening the door even more to being defined by his opponents. I wonder if any of these goofballs “demanding” Romney release his tax returns honestly believes they’d reveal anything about his fitness to be President. Do they expect something illegal to be there? It’s not like the IRS is beating down his door for them. How do I know? Because the political world would be bleating it from the mountain tops.

What I’d really like to see, though, is for him to go on the offensive on this issue in some way. For instance, he could demand that the President release all information related to Fast and Furious. Or he could demand that the President come clean on some other sensitive political issue. Or he could demand the President don a clown suit for a week. I’d like to see him flip the script, turn the whole tactic around on the President.

Similarly, Romney should be more assertive regarding the current stupidity about his Bain retirement. For instance, he could reply “What does a community organizer know about running a business?” or “I can understand why the President is confused about my leaving Bain, since he clearly never had any similar experience.” It’s not like the President is some untouchable being on anything.

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Misc

First Bloom

Seems like the Uranus is blooming a tad earlier than in previous years. It’s a much drier Summer than the past several have been, so perhaps that has something to do with it. It’s not loaded up with blooms as yet, but they’re coming.

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Family

You Hate Me

A recent behavior that the boy has begun to manifest is a strange sort of denial when we yell at him. It’s a strange amalgam of rage, frustration and rationalization that he’s the aggrieved party and we are always singling him out. It’s a straight up attempt at emotional blackmail to flip the script and make us feel guilty for telling him he acted foolishly, stupidly, carelessly or some combination of the preceding plus other things I failed to mention. Some of this is to be expected since the totality of his behaviors reveal a fairly myopic view of the world. Welcome to the world of 8 year olds, I suppose.

What his near-tearful fits fail to account for is that the yell is typically preceded by a notice that he’s pushing the line, followed by a warning that he’s going to get in trouble, followed by an ultimatum that disaster is imminent. I know while reading that you might be thinking “Hey, what about all the decisiveness stuff you’ve talked about in the past? Clearly, he’s just going along because he knows he’ll get several chances before he finally gets it.”

To which I say, it’s subtle. The fact is, the Wife and I can’t always be around to act as his brake for poor behavior. He needs to learn to slow down and stop himself. I like to think that’s what we’re exercising- his ability to identify that he’s getting out of control, to recognize his actions might have negative consequences, to stop himself before he really does get in trouble. It’s possible that those abilities are beyond him at this point, but we won’t know unless we try. Besides, am I supposed to believe that there’s a judgment switch inside him that at some point in the future gets flipped on and suddenly, he can do it?

Maybe so, but we’re just parents. So we’ll put him through his paces anyway, thank you very much.

Take yesterday as an example. Out on the deck, the boy had brought out his large beach ball. The Wife knew what was going to happen the moment it appeared on the deck, and she warned him “Don’t throw is near the plants or you’ll break them.” Not 30 seconds later, the boy carelessly kicks the ball and almost knocks down one of my desert roses. The Wife doesn’t yell, but gives him the firm “I told you so!” voice. A minute after that, he hits one of the Wife’s tomato plants.

BOOM. Ball confiscated. Plus the confiscatory speech about listening.

So the boy starts to get tears in his eyes and stomp around the deck. He starts making some annoying, agonized, whining noise in his throat. Then he yells “YOU ALWAYS YELL AT ME! YOU HATE ME!” Big flourish, flop in the chair. Arms crossed of course, for emphasis. Furrowed brow, stare daggers into the middle distance.

And the Oscar for best 5 Seconds of Fury goes too…

I head off to the garage for something. Several minutes pass and then there’s more yelling, and now the boy comes storming into the garage. The Wife had asked him to clean something up on the deck. When he hadn’t complied after several, escalating in intensity, requests, she yelled. See, we’re alway yelling at him.

So I took him aside and tried to explain the obvious to us, but apparently not to him. That we don’t always yell at him, that he needs to learn to listen. That he’s got his causation backwards- we yell because he doesn’t act until we yell. If he listened the first time, there’d be no yelling.

“But you never yell at my sister!….”

Hogwash. We yell at her for the same reasons. Learn to listen, learn to act on the first request and there won’t be any yelling.

“But we don’t hate you, we love you very much.”